A creative-writing model fine-tuned from Mistral-Nemo with QLoRA and anti-slop DPO, on $40 of GPU. It has the lowest slop score of any 12B measured on EQ-Bench and beats bigger models like Gemma 27B. The weights, the quants, and the full training recipe are public.
Semantic search inside a SQLite file. A learned sparse encoder runs once when a document is inserted and stores weighted words as posting lists in the database, so searching needs no model, no server and no vector database. Copy the file anywhere SQLite runs, including a browser, and the same query works.
A complete cycle-tracking suite. Predictions confirmed from BBT and LH tests the way a clinic would, a PCOS-friendly irregular mode, partner sharing, and two-way Apple Health sync. Every feature is free, in twelve languages, and health data never leaves the phone.
Calm thermometer logic puzzles. 660 handcrafted levels across eight board sizes, three daily games, and a hint system, all on its own constraint solver and generator. Built natively twice, SwiftUI on iOS and Kotlin with Compose on Android.
Short history stories researched, scripted, voiced, illustrated, rendered, and published by an automated pipeline. Real archival images scraped off the web instead of AI art, with a vision model judging every frame. No human in the loop.
Iris markets itself. The pipeline designs infographic posters, checks each one against a written creative contract, and publishes daily to Instagram and Pinterest. Its App Store listing runs ASO in eleven languages.
Animated Hindi horror stories. A local model writes the screenplay, image models keep the cast consistent across 25 shots, and Wan 2.2 animates it on rented GPUs. A finished four-minute film costs under a dollar.
A harness that lets non-engineers build like engineers. One repo,
cloned once, arrives with custom skills, a structured workflow and
per-project memory already wired in. Deploys run through Hermes, an
MCP server I wrote and self-host, behind guardrails, so nobody needs
production access.
Claude Code · custom skills · Hermes, a self-hosted MCP server ·
per-project memory · guardrailed deploys
10 non-engineers · 17 internal tools · zero engineer commits
Slop Corner
When the weeklies are about to reset and you still have tokens left. All of it
A tilt-shift toy British street with three games on it: park on it, patrol it, walk the children across it. Built in three.js on WebGPU, with every sound synthesised in the browser.
Twenty-four handmade streets of parallel parking with an examiner in the passenger seat. Traffic lights, cyclists, hills and wet roads, par counted in moves, and a roguelite shift for later.
You are a traffic warden and every driver is on a countdown. Plan the route, write the tickets and be gone before they get back. Twenty-seven handmade levels, each checked by a solver.
The school crossing patrol, as a game. Hold to step out and stop the traffic, let go to let it flow. A term of handmade school days with buses, a traffic island and ambulances you must never stop.